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E-mail to a friendWHEREAS children, at least boy-children for the most part, love cars;
WHEREAS everyone loves the Berwyn Spindle, an important part of our film heritage;
WHEREAS WHY DO YOU HATE CHILDREN? CHICAGO IS ABOUT CHILDREN! SPITTLE FLECKS!
WHEREAS the Spindle is Brutalist;
THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED:
Solves the issue with equanimity,
Voids our Elysians of calamity,
And restores Chicago's amity:
We the people propose this soothe-sayer
Be appointed thus our next new mayor!