Good news for anyone in Chicago with (indie-) rock-star dreams who doesn't have the time, inclination, or talent to actually go through the hassle of getting a band together or writing songs: the supersized cover-band/roaming-party the Blue Ribbon Glee Club is looking for some fresh blood.
Glee Clubber William Helmkamp writes:
hey miles,
you know some party peoples, right? well i wanted to let you know that we're looking for some new members (guys & gals), as well a drummer/percussionist...
please spread the word!!
and if you know anybody who's interested have them email me or myspace us.
and also:
like i said, we're looking for guys & gals & a drummer. tattoos = bonus. read 'please kill me' = bonus. able to shotgun a beer = bonus. also, we practice on monday nights near union park. have anyone who's interested email us at: blueribbongc at gmail dot com.



*allow me to judge you now, bedazzledinertia. with this name, you're telling me that you love the 80's, and the irony of loving the 80's. you also want people to know that you are "smart", and perhaps "nerdy" (read: the new cool) by putting inertia in there. inertia also ups the irony quotient, as inertia is a principle and therefore cannot be bedazzled. brilliant, I am convinced that you are clever enough to cash in on general terms that would endear you to any middle of the road hipster.
I'm pretty sure I found your blogger profile, (is that too creepy?) which reinforces my theories; it's a veritable list of pre-approved "hip" interests. Catcher in the Rye, check. good work.
maybe it's not yours? maybe it is and I'm just being mean? well, I guess that's what happens when you make snap judgements based on sweeping generalities.
Sincerely,
Mother
*comments reflect the views of one glee club member and do not necessarily reflect the views of the entire glee club. fffft.