Good news for anyone in Chicago with (indie-) rock-star dreams who doesn't have the time, inclination, or talent to actually go through the hassle of getting a band together or writing songs: the supersized cover-band/roaming-party the Blue Ribbon Glee Club is looking for some fresh blood.

Glee Clubber William Helmkamp writes:

hey miles,

you know some party peoples, right?  well i wanted to let you know that we're looking for some new members (guys & gals), as well a drummer/percussionist...

please spread the word!!

and if you know anybody who's interested have them email me or myspace us.

and also:

like i said, we're looking for guys & gals & a drummer.  tattoos = bonus.  read 'please kill me' = bonus.  able to shotgun a beer = bonus.  also, we practice on monday nights near union park.  have anyone who's interested email us at: blueribbongc at gmail dot com.