Someone has given Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead his own personal army. It's only a virtual army in a video game at this point, but I expect it to happen in the real world soon enough. Watch the following teaser for this upcoming Lemmy documentary and you'll probably want to be among the first to volunteer:

As Dave Grohl puts it: "Fuck Keith Richards. Fuck all those dudes that 'survived' the 60s, flying around on Learjets, living up their gunslinger reputation as they fuck supermodels in the most expensive hotel in Paris. It's like . . . You know what Lemmy's doing? Lemmy's probably drinking Jack and Cokes and writing another record."