Steve Rhodes, of the Beachwood Reporter, weighs in on D.T. Max's excellent New Yorker profile of Grant Achatz and his battle with tongue cancer:
The story also says something about Chicago and, perhaps, its bumbled rush to be seen as sophisticated and worthy. "Chicago prides itself on being a city with more daring restaurants than Manhattan," [Max writes]. "The city also has Moto, an Asian-inflected outpost of molecular gastronomy--and the home-town response was unequivocal. The Tribune exalted the very dishes that the Times suggested were contrived or showy, declaring the P. B. & J. opener 'comfort food fit for the Museum of Contemporary Art.'" Which suggests the locals didn't have the guts to say the whole thing is ridiculous for fear of coming off like hayseeds. But whatever. (To be fair, Gourmet did name Alinea the best restaurant in America in 1997.)
OR it suggests that Rhodes, like blinkered Second City sufferers across our fair city, automatically believes in the inherent authority of Frank Bruni and the New York Times over anything anyone in his "hayseed" town might argue. Never mind Bruni's well-documented bias toward the rustic and Italian (not that there's anything wrong with that!). And never mind that New York is hardly a stranger to the mysteries of sous-vide and nitrogen griddles. But most especially, never mind that "Chicago " is not the one in a "bumbled rush to be seen as sophisticated and worldly." "Chicago" did not force Food and Wine, Saveur, Gourmet, or any of the other national food rags to turn their attention to its exploding, innovative dining scene. The international food media has been falling all over itself for the last two years to cover Chicago--a fact easily obtainable, had Rhodes bothered to do any research--thanks to the ahead-of-the-pack convergence here of the two biggest trends of the 'aughts: locavorism and molecular gastronomy--or whatever you want to call it.
(Also, uh, Steve, Alinea wasn't open in 1997, as the NY'er makes clear. The Gourmet accolade came in 2006.)
Elsewhere in the piece Rhodes argues that high-end dining is "decadent and even immoral" given a global food crisis. This hardy perennial of a topic is more interesting, and one that, quite honestly, I'm all over the map on on any given day. (With reason: it might be noted, for example, that Moto's Homaro Cantu firmly believes that molecular gastronomy can feed the world--in the form of nutrient-enhanced paper and whatnot. Check out this 2006 Fast Company profile for more on that.) But I do think that condemnations of fine dining on "moral" grounds spring from the same sort of reductive romanticization of cultural authenticity that valorizes the Waco Brothers over Beethoven or hip-hop over ballet. That the cultural product in question is food just makes it more complicated, because starving kids don't need music to survive--the closest analogy is actually probably to the fashion industry, which critics routinely disdain as frivolous and amoral (though those critics may well be clad in $12.99 sweatshop-spun Target tees . . . but I digress). The idea that food is a primary need and art and music are secondary luxuries--isn't that what defenders of school arts programs have been fighting against for years? In a diverse, cosmopolitan society isn't there room for both high and low culture, "dehydrated bacon wrapped in apple leather" and hot dogs? Would Rhodes have us seize the CSO's budget to fund the expansionist ambitions of the Empty Bottle?
I often find the excesses of the restaurant industry depressing and disturbing, but temples of mindless conspicuous consumption like Il Mulino are far scarier than a place like Alinea. Achatz is a visionary and an obsessive determined to explore the far frontiers of his chosen medium. If he was a painter, would anyone find that morally offensive?

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2. Martha: Yes, I WOULD seize the CSO's budget to fund an expanded Empty Bottle! Or, rather, I find the Bottle far more deserving of civic support than the CSO. But that's another topic.
I think the better parallel example would be the ever so sprawling estates of the superrich, including all of their toys and fine design details. As I wrote, there is no limit to our expressions of luxury, and that includes pushing the frontiers in all sorts of endeavors except, say, poverty or health care - things that leave people dead and dying while everyone else merrily goes on their gastronomic way. I mean, why end at 24 courses for $375, including a strip of bacon swinging from a trapeze? For another couple hundred bucks you could hire a trapeze artist to swing by and drop it in your mouth, and reminisce about it on the way home stepping over a homeless person.
But really, I must say respectfully that you invest too much in just a few sentences I wrote with caveats that you ignore in your analysis:
"The story also says something about Chicago and, perhaps, its bumbled rush to be seen as sophisticated and worthy."
I included the word "perhaps" for a reason. It means "maybe." I understand full well Chicago's place in the restaurant universe. And I don't think there is any doubt that Chicago is constantly trying to prove it's worthiness as a sophisticated city (Um, Second City Syndrome,anyone? Olympics? Constant referrals to the one more thing we'll need to be a "world-class city"?) In fact, I think you've just demonstrated as well this need Chicagoans seem to have to scream, "See, we're as good as New York!"
Likewise,I wrote "Which suggests the locals didn't have the guts to say the whole thing is ridiculous for fear of coming off like hayseeds. But whatever."
In other words, that was one way of looking at what that passage "suggested." Followed by "But whatever," meaning, "who knows" and "I don't much care."
I certainly don't believe in the inherent cultural authority of Frank Bruni. Ugh. But I hardly believe in the cultural authority of the Tribune, for godsake. Or even Gourmet.
Just to be clear, I found this article fascinating, as I wrote, and I haven't stopped talking about it since I read it. That's why I featured it in my little magazine column - to draw attention to it. For readers who might get the wrong impression, I hardly wrote a screed the likes of which Martha Bayne approaches here; I wrote an item saying "Read this!"
Finally, I'm sorry for my dating error. This was the passage I found not so clear: "Soon, Ruth Reichl, of Gourmet, came to Chicago. In 1997, when she had held Bruni’s job at the Times, she had praised the French Laundry as “the most exciting place to eat in the United States.” Achatz had been a sous-chef there at the time. Gourmet now anointed Alinea the best restaurant in America."
I guess the word "now" confused me, and looking back further for the antecedent, I find 2004 . . . maybe 2005, but whatever.
That said, if you truly believe that people who go to fancy restaurants spend their spare time spitting on the homeless and stealing candy from babies, there's probably not much I can do to change your mind, so I'll spare you the stats about the amount of money the restaurant industry generates for hunger relief efforts in the U.S.
I'm a funny one to get cast as the apologist for fine dining, and I certainly don't deny that there are a lot of 1) stupid excessive restaurants and 2) stupid excessive rich people in the world. Where I think your criticism of Alinea is misplaced lies in the fact that nothing about it is stupid. It's an elaborate avant-garde experiment in an art form (yeah, I'll climb out on that limb) that you find without merit. I think you're missing out there. But, you know, whatever.
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