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I take it back. I wrote the other day in this blog that the journalistic day is over when a big Chicago story wouldn't be complete until so-and-so had his or her say on the subject. Henry Hyde died Thursday and my first thought was this: Must read Tom Roeser. Roeser, full of years and beans, writes the most fully realized blog I know. He's a ruminator, his decades in politics the cud he now chews twice, and he's spellbinding. His blog gives him all the time and space in the world, and he's taking it. Roeser, who wears his values on his sleeve, admires some people and despises others; he admired Hyde enormously.

His entry on the late congressman doesn't disappoint. "There will not be his like in the Congress again soon. Perhaps never," Roeser writes. "Some thoughts: I hope that Congressman Rahm Emanuel has retained some portion of the innate grace from his ballet dancing past not to attend Henry’s wake or funeral. But if he goes it will be typical. Typical because as everyone in Washington knows including the media that will not publish it, Emanuel, once President Bill Clinton’s assassin (felicitously called his political director) looked skyward in innocence as porno-magazine owner-editor Larry Flynt disclosed that decades earlier Henry had an affair from his Illinois legislature days--which was supposed to tit for tat, to even things up with a president who allowed himself to be pleasured in an anteroom off the Oval Office by a courtesan intern paid by the taxpayers . . . on occasions enjoying himself with her even when a House member was on the phone talking to him about the possibility of war . . . who then lied about it under federal oath, lied to the people and then admitted he lied."

In Roeser's long, sympathetic account of the central role played by Hyde in Clinton's impeachment, Emanuel pretty much tried to blackmail Hyde into backing off. Roeser writes:

"Twice the bad-breathed one approached him. The second time he said fundamentally this--This is the real world, Henry and just as you prepare to bring impeachment think of what our disclosure will do to you and your family. You go to Mass now every morning and to communion, too. Well think of what those in the pews will think as you go up there to receive the Eucharist Henry; think of what they will say. They will say this is Henry Hyde the adulterer. Think what your grandchildren will say and think about you forever, Henry. Do you understand?

"Henry did and carried out his duty. The Flynt charge was made. It hit Hyde harder than he thought it would. It stayed with him for life. Once he told me that he had been hit by the 'Irish sickness,' i.e. depression. Much later he began to physically fail after an operation. He began to fall. He had to get a wheel-chair."

When you're done with Roeser's long tribute to Hyde, wander around in his blog. Because of time spent in Minnesota, he has a lot to say about Hubert Humphrey, most of it affectionate, and some sharp observations to make about Gene McCarthy. A few days ago he was writing about Humphrey, McCarthy, LBJ, and Vietnam, and explaining why Ron Paul reminds him less of Robert A. Taft than he does McCarthy. You can disagree with Roeser on a lot of things, and think you don't care which dead senator a marginal GOP presidential candidate most resembles, but Roeser will catch you up in his enthusiasms. Is blogging something else that's wasted on the young? 


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Michael Sweeney
December 1st - 12:55 a.m.
I've read Roeser before -- and he's most often a hateful blowhard harping against whatever perceived "liberal" affront he has sniffed out...that is, when he isn't (more than semi-creepily) annointing his spiritual "sons" and/or "daughters." Those drooling pats on the head almost makes one look nervously about for a kitchen island, a pitcher of sweet tea, and Chris Hansen.

...And, as much a match he may have been to eulogize St. Henry (he of the "youthful discretion" that took place when he was, what?, 39, 40?), now with Hyde dead and former Speaker Wrestling Coach marginalized, not sure if there are many other stories just begging for the patented Roeser grumpy ol' man stamp of approval or dismissal. Not that that would stop his continual typing, bless his soul.

...But, hey, glad to know he's out there for his bunkered readers...like Kos' and Arianna's posters are out there for, umm, those of different philosophies...
Michael Sweeney
December 1st - 1:48 a.m.
...of course, I meant to type "youthful indiscretion."
p
December 1st - 10:43 p.m.
Roeser = grade A jerk.
C-Note
December 2nd - 2:14 p.m.
I could not stay interested past this monstrosity of a run-on sentence:

"With that supreme bettement tendu jete Emanuel left the business and went on to become a multi-millionaire investment banker who legally yes but adroitly used his old White House contacts to enrich himself when he knew nothing about banking, to run for office as an interloper in his district and, reverting to his old trade to complain that a female Democratic competitor who lived there all her life, was the beneficiary of an attack by her near-senile supporter who mistakenly said Emanuel had dual citizenship which Emanuel escalated to an anti-Semitic insult; nd, once nominated gain the help of Mayor Daley’s water commissioner and patronage workers to elect him to the House…where he landed a seat on Ways and Means and chairmanship of the “D triple C.”

I guess his hardon for Rahm Emanuel just got the better of him there.
so-called "Austin Mayor"
December 2nd - 5:06 p.m.
On January 26, 2007, I knew that my life was moving in the right direction when Tom Roeser called me "An ignorant, wide-eyed, weak-kneed, ridiculous, phony."

-- SCAM
Jim Bowman
December 3rd - 7:58 a.m.
I disagree heartily with the commenters that precede me and agree heartily with Miner, who has captured the appeal of Roeser perfectly. He has marbles and beans and holds excellent ongoing seminar in politics, religion, and history.
Another grade A Jerk
December 4th - 3:10 p.m.
Interestingly enough, this is the only entry tagged Gene McCarthy on Mike Miner's blog, while Tom Roeser has 191 entries on "Eugene the Machine".

Grade A Jerk, indeed.
FL
December 4th - 3:52 p.m.
Roeser on Rahm: "So he will step to the bier, lean, gaunt-like, looking for all the world as an advance-man for a famine."

A man of Roeser's countenance surely does not wish to confront the truth: the portliness he shares with his friend (though, to be fair to HH, Roeser's much, much fatter) is almost certainly what killed him. And it will in all likelihood be what kills him, too.
J.W.
December 4th - 4:01 p.m.
Tom's blogging can be amusing, but what does it all add up to? Shooting from the hip? Ranting? Gratuitous settling of scores not at issue? All this delivered in run-on sentences and appalling grammar. Hard to believe Tom (1) graduated from an outstanding school like St. John's University in Collegeville, MN and (2) made a living as a print journalist.
Tony Fitzpatrick
December 5th - 3:13 p.m.

Note to self-- Send Rahm a case of Altoids
Moon
December 6th - 7:50 p.m.
Roeser on Rahm: "So he will step to the bier, lean, gaunt-like, looking for all the world as an advance-man for a famine."

How does he describe Hyde?

"He leads the partisan, pseudo-commission on Clinton's blow job, a corpulent, obese, hypocritical hit-man for the far right."

Did I nail it?



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