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The backs of ID badges (left) at the Tribune used to reinforce the seven traditional "Tribune values."

 

But there's a new sheriff in town with a new message. The image on the right is the back of the badges being issued as of this week.

That A.F.D.I. was a Sam Zellish touch. But innovation czar Lee Abrams has put out the word that around the Tribune it will stand for "Actually Already Always Friggin' Do It," in deference to sensibilities struggling to get with the times.

UPDATE:  For a nifty comment on these badges, see Whet Moser's blog on this site. "Sam Zell Jr." is of course correct [see argument below] isn't right either. It's "actually," as I knew in the first place although you wouldn't think so. As for the seven values, hmm, well, has anyone counted the Big 10 lately? Funny, but in its extemis, the Tribune is preoccupied with those values no longer worn over the heart -- at least some of them, such as Customer Satisfaction (or the lack of), Employee Involvement, Financial Strength (or the loss of), Innovation, and Teamwork. Go team.


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KHo
July 10th - 7:23 p.m.
OK, I give: Which one isn't part of the seven?
Sam Zell Jr.
July 11th - 9:17 a.m.
Actually, no, AFDI stands for: Already F***ing Do It.
ALP
July 11th - 9:50 a.m.
I'm not a math major, but aren't there eight values listed there?
mccxxiii
July 11th - 10:19 a.m.
Are they going to have to pay someone to use that Sinatra picture?
soda
July 11th - 10:35 a.m.
I believe it's 'actually f-ing doing it'.
Abe
July 11th - 10:38 a.m.
Yeah...there were 8 values listed...but each employee was allowed to select one which he/she could skip.
Will
July 11th - 10:54 a.m.
I like AFDI a lot. So surprising coming from the guy behind that stupid memo!
AFDI
July 11th - 11:41 a.m.
Excuse me, but I heard it from Sam Zell's potty mouth directly. AFDI stands for Actually F**king Doing It. Not "Already."
hai andi
July 11th - 12:21 p.m.
hmm, interesting...they asked us to cut cost on office supplies, but they're going through the cost of re-issuing badges?

doesnt that seem contrary to saving money?
Michael Miner
July 11th - 12:24 p.m.
AFDI is right and I don't know why I'm having so much trouble with this -- this is what I meant to write yesterday.
Mainer
July 11th - 12:58 p.m.
Zell & Company's oh-so-renegade gimmicks are just hastening the demise of the Tribune. Remember when he said he wasn't going to cut his way to profitability? Bet the "reimagined" Tribune is going to be just the thing to boost circulation and ad revenue. Right.
demiseer
July 11th - 1:40 p.m.
Zell is just in the closet about several things. haha
Anchor Dragger
July 11th - 1:51 p.m.
The best thing about the new badge is not making people wear the old badges. How many of those eight values directly improve the quality of a newspaper? Integrity, ok. Otherwise, seven pieces of pious piffle.
AFDI
July 11th - 2 p.m.
Some better mottos for any Sam Zell-owned property (also proving that journalists are far more creative than burned-out former radio execs):

"(How Little It Matters) How Little We Know"

"My Way"

"Put Your Dreams Away"

"All or Nothing at All"
JustMe
July 11th - 2:16 p.m.
Hey Anchor,
Tribune hasn't shown any integrity for years. I really hoped Sam might turn things around. Not!
AFDI
July 11th - 2:27 p.m.
More Zellco badge mottos from a colleague:

"Call Me Irresponsible"

"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered"

"Anything Goes"

"They Can't Take That Away From Me"
lee abrams
July 11th - 2:34 p.m.
im not burned out; that implies i had any fire in the first place!
Mr. Hate
July 11th - 4:49 p.m.
AFDI? No, it's ABCB - "Always Be Closing Bureaus"
Frederick
July 12th - 1:26 p.m.
Sam Zell is fucking criminal. He's a crook. That worked well when he was in the "Glengarry Glen Ross" world of real estate. Doesn't work so well now in the real world. He's the Don Rumsfeld of media moguls.
Confused
July 12th - 2:47 p.m.
I don't understand why these idiots keep cutting editorial quality instead of what they should be doing: SELLING EFFING ADS. Why is all the "innovation" on the backs of the content producers? The content is being gobbled up by people on the web. Why can't business geniuses sell some ads?
Jon from Chicago
July 12th - 4:33 p.m.
Here is an excellent article that says it all: http://www.pr-inside.com/andy-martin-delivers-free...
Michael Miner
July 12th - 8:24 p.m.
Tribune veterans know it can't get much worse than when they're being urged to heed the counsel of Anthony Martin-Trigona.
Vince Schodolski
July 13th - 9:36 a.m.
As a guy who worked for the Trib for almost 30 years, good time and bad, this is like walking through the Looking Glass.
Alan Solomon
July 14th - 3:48 a.m.
Interpret this as you wish: "The Best is Yet to Come" is on Sinatra's tombstone. True.
Shane Gericke
July 14th - 2:36 p.m.
Hey, Michael, can you splain why Tribune employees can't get together and fire Zell, since they actually own the newspaper under the ESOP? And conjecture as to why editorial employees aren't running to the Teamsters, the Newspaper Guild, the CWA or another major union to organize immediately so Zell has to fight them collecively instead of individually? What this man is doing to the Tribune is damn near criminal.
VennData
July 15th - 9 a.m.
AFDI = All ready For Da Insolvency.
TiredOfIt
July 15th - 9:06 p.m.
Already fucking doing what - laying people off? Printing smaller papers? Selling anything they can to stay afloat?



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